I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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