u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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