Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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