it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You can't special order awesome
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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