I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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