i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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