I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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