The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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