I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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