haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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