Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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