The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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