Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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