there's paper in my vomit.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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