I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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