So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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