Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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