So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i wish my penis had a tongue
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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