I never want to see another naked old woman again.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I am one with the molecules
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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