Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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