I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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