Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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