Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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