If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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