haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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