i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
so let's talk penis.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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