I smell stomach acid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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