How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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