He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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