so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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