Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
