Well douche your snatch and let's go!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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