ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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