Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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