what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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