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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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