I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have fence marks all over my body
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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