My sheets look like a crime scene.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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