it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
it glows. i had to have it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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