The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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