I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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