and she was petting her beer can
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
