Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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