Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
