He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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