Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
North Korea, Best Korea!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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