whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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