can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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