Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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