She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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